Comparing sports teams to high-school students

[SabresRule]

if the nhl was a high school | HockeyDrunk

This humorous link compares NHL teams to high-school students.

If you could compare teams from any major sports to high-school students, what would they be?

Here's an example:

The Arizona Cardinals or Tampa Bay Rays are that geeky high-school girl who got teased a lot for years, only to eventually blossom into ahottie.

 

[John W]

"Vancouver would be the kid who gets good marks all year, then skips the finals to smoke weed and fails"