If you are not located at the home that is the listed service location I presume you are not going to answer the phone. If you forward your home phone to, say, your cell phone you would presumably tell any any caller that fact if they wanted you to do something at your service address.NightRyder said:... I'll continue to take my receiver on vacation, the Audit Nazis can go F*ck themselves.
So there is really no way you can be caught being dishonest. You must be so happy.
That said, I guess it is more fun to puff out your chest and say "... the Audit Nazis can go F*ck themselves." - particulary when there is no risk involved.