The Dish April 1st New HD Saga (Merged Threads)

to the tune of dire straits- money for nothing

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
Look at Charlie Ergen, Thats the way he does it,
You play the guitar on the mtv
He plays us all about Dish HD
That aint workin thats the way you do it
That aint workin, but thats the way he does it
Money for nothin and chicks for free
Dish HD aint coming, and he's a dee-de-dee
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Now that aint workin, but thats the way he does it.
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Lemme tell ya them Dish subs are dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get some HD in a year or or two
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Maybe get some HD when he sees the sum (of the people he lost)

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
See little charlie with his Porche and the lies that he makes up
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
Yeah buddy he don't care
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little charlie got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire
That little charlie he's a milionare

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
He shoulda learned to play the sitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
He shoulda learned to play with his thumbs
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Look at that Charlie he lies at the camera
Man we could have some fun
Man he could of looked at the sun (too long)
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
And "there's hd up there?" whats that he annoys us?
Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Banging on the Uplink button like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
But that aint working, but thats the way he does it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free
Dish Hd aint coming and he's a dee-de-dee
 
to the tune of dire straits- money for nothing

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
Look at Charlie Ergen, Thats the way he does it,
You play the guitar on the mtv
He plays us all about Dish HD
That aint workin thats the way you do it
That aint workin, but thats the way he does it
Money for nothin and chicks for free
Dish HD aint coming, and he's a dee-de-dee
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Now that aint workin, but thats the way he does it.
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Lemme tell ya them Dish subs are dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get some HD in a year or or two
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Maybe get some HD when he sees the sum (of the people he lost)

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
See little charlie with his Porche and the lies that he makes up
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
Yeah buddy he don't care
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little charlie got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire
That little charlie he's a milionare

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
He shoulda learned to play the sitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
He shoulda learned to play with his thumbs
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Look at that Charlie he lies at the camera
Man we could have some fun
Man he could of looked at the sun (too long)
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
And "there's hd up there?" whats that he annoys us?
Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Banging on the Uplink button like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
But that aint working, but thats the way he does it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free
Dish Hd aint coming and he's a dee-de-dee

Talk about too much time on your hands.:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
 
you guys ever think that some people here are D* subscribers or higher ups in D*? and that they are the ones saying that april 1 was the day for new hd just so E* loses customers?
No because Charlie Claimed out of his own mouth Viacom Channels in HD Will Launch April 1 st. We all saw him first hand on the charlie chat on channel 101.
 
I would very much like to have a 922 free:) If I can not have that may I have some new HD please!?!
 

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