The Dish April 1st New HD Saga (Merged Threads)

[royrose]

We believed Charlie's promises, so why shouldn't we believe yours.

Roy

 

[Rey]

We believed Charlie's promises, so why shouldn't we believe yours.

Roy

"SOON" I know how dslate hates that word.

 

[Ramen]

What, you mean you're not going to give me a $1000 piece of equipment that hasn't been released to the public yet?!

I was even going to offer to pay for shipping, too.

 

[Rey]

What, you mean you're not going to give me a $1000 piece of equipment that hasn't been released to the public yet?!

I was even going to offer to pay for shipping, too.

well in that case....

 

[dslate69]

"SOON" I know how dslate hates that word.

 

[Rey]

sorry buddy

 

[dslate69]

sorry buddy

I would say all the activity you created with people registering just to shamelessly hold their hand out made up for it. But seeing no one willing to offer up anything if you were right while they waited in the handout line didn't make me feel real good to be honest.
You did pull a miracle if you think about it. You actually had some praying with all their might that they did NOT get HD this week.

 

[Techfizzle]

to the tune of dire straits- money for nothing

Now look at them yo-yos thats the way you do it
Look at Charlie Ergen, Thats the way he does it,
You play the guitar on the mtv
He plays us all about Dish HD
That aint workin thats the way you do it
That aint workin, but thats the way he does it
Money for nothin and chicks for free
Dish HD aint coming, and he's a dee-de-dee
Now that aint workin thats the way you do it
Now that aint workin, but thats the way he does it.
Lemme tell ya them guys aint dumb
Lemme tell ya them Dish subs are dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get some HD in a year or or two
Maybe get a blister on your thumb
Maybe get some HD when he sees the sum (of the people he lost)

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

See the little faggot with the earring and the makeup
See little charlie with his Porche and the lies that he makes up
Yeah buddy thats his own hair
Yeah buddy he don't care
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little charlie got his own jet airplane
That little faggot hes a millionaire
That little charlie he's a milionare

We gotta install microwave ovens
We gotta install these satellite antenna's
Custom kitchen deliveries
Custom Install is our speacialty
We gotta move these refrigerators
We gotta move these 922's
We gotta move these colour tvs
We gotta put Hd on a freeze

I shoulda learned to play the guitar
He shoulda learned to play the sitar
I shoulda learned to play them drums
He shoulda learned to play with his thumbs
Look at that mama, she got it stickin in the camera
Look at that Charlie he lies at the camera
Man we could have some fun
Man he could of looked at the sun (too long)
And hes up there, whats that? hawaiian noises?
And "there's hd up there?" whats that he annoys us?
Bangin on the bongoes like a chimpanzee
Banging on the Uplink button like a chimpanzee
That aint workin thats the way you do it
But that aint working, but thats the way he does it
Get your money for nothin get your chicks for free
Dish Hd aint coming and he's a dee-de-dee

what do you think of my new song maybe i need to call mark knopfler and ask him to record it for me

 

[bebop]

you guys ever think that some people here are D* subscribers

Nope, just you.

 

[labrat321]

by the way some have taken this joke a little to serious and are sending PM's with home addresses on them. It was a joke folks.there aren't even any of these 922's available right now . most of us knew that and played along while a few took it serious. i apologize if this angers you but it was in good fun in the middle of a BS situation created by Charlie. no more addresses please.

I call shenanigans!

 

[bebop]

sending PM's with home addresses on them.

LOL!!

If they don't keep up on this thread, they'll probably be wondering where the heck their 922 is in a month or so...

 

[indianafanatic]

what do you think of my new song maybe i need to call mark knopfler and ask him to record it for me

What's a "dee-de-dee"?

 

[Techfizzle]

What's a "dee-de-dee"?

this is a dee-dee-dee
ive guess u never watched mind of mencia?
here is another dee-dee-dee

Get the picture?

 

[KAB]

what do you think of my new song

The same as the first time you posted it!!

 

[tkcaptaina]

No new HD and No 722 HD receiver

Well, not only have I not gotten the new HD Charlie promised I now have lost one of my HD receivers as my 722 began a constant reboot the morning. It will come on occasionally, but only for a minute. I would love to stabilize it long enough to clear off the hard drive before the replacement arrives.

PS: Rey do you think my 922 will arrive before by replacement 722

 

[MisterLas]

No 922?! But.... But... But...:river:river:river

 

[Ronnie-]

The same as the first time you posted it!!

Lol

 

[Slamminc11]

by the way some have taken this joke a little to serious and are sending PM's with home addresses on them. It was a joke folks.there aren't even any of these 922's available right now . most of us knew that and played along while a few took it serious. i apologize if this angers you but it was in good fun in the middle of a BS situation created by Charlie. no more addresses please.

Awe those newbies!

 

[Rey]

I call shenanigans!

The same as the first time you posted it!!

No 922?! But.... But... But...:river:river:river

Awe those newbies!

LOL!

 

[indianafanatic]

this is a dee-dee-dee
ive guess u never watched mind of mencia?
here is another dee-dee-dee

Get the picture?

I guess it's more of a video thing. It gets lost in the translation to text.