What type of dog do you have?
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An absolutely great dog.
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Bosten 4 year old German Shepherd.
I LOVE GSD's! We haven't had one in a while....may have to do that in our next dog opening.
I cannot believe how easy they are to train. If you work with them for only 2 or 3 days on something they have it down. I have had labs also and the are great dogs also but they destroy everything that gets near them.
I got this email from a friend of mine, and I thought it fit this thread perfectly.
TO: GOD
>
> FROM: THE DOG
>
> Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
> another?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the
> same old story?
>
>
>
> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
> the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often
> do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard
> to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
>
>
>
> Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
> he still a bad Dog?
>
>
>
> Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
> whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields,
> and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
>
>
>
> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
>
>
> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
>
> _________________________________
> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to
> be a good Dog.
>
>
>
> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
>
>
>
> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the
> way they smell.
>
>
>
> 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
>
>
>
> 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
>
>
>
> 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff..
>
>
>
> 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
>
>
>
> 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
> 'hello'.
>
>
>
> 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
>
>
>
> 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
> after.
>
>
> 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
>
>
>
> 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
>
>
>
> 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that
> noise, it's usually not a good thing.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
> LOVE,
> ME
TO: GOD
>
> FROM: THE DOG
>
> Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed?
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one
> another?
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the
> same old story?
>
>
>
> Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang,
> the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often
> do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard
> to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
>
>
>
> Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is
> he still a bad Dog?
>
>
>
> Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals,
> whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields,
> and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
>
>
>
> Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
>
>
>
> Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
>
> _________________________________
> Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to
> be a good Dog.
>
>
>
> 1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
>
>
>
> 2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the
> way they smell.
>
>
>
> 3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
>
>
>
> 4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
>
>
>
> 5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff..
>
>
>
> 6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
>
>
>
> 7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying
> 'hello'.
>
>
>
> 8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
>
>
>
> 9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not
> after.
>
>
> 10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
>
>
>
> 11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
>
>
>
> 12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that
> noise, it's usually not a good thing.
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
> LOVE,
> ME
God.. my ex gf had one of those. Everytime someone came through the door it acted like you were an intruder. Then of course you pet it and it would act like you were it's best friend. Then it runs off barking like crazy like you were an intruder again. Is that a common thing or did my ex's dog just have a horrible case of the "stupids?"
American Eskimoe (picture from wikipedia)
American Bull Terrier (aka "pit") mixed with something unidentifiable. She's a woos in most respects. For the most part she only barks at me, tho' she's supposed to be our security system! I'd attach a photo but alas I can't find my camera of late - another endearing trait of hers...!
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