"Julio takin' us to schoolio
" why are they allowing Alabama to play with 35 players on defense?"
"I think their punter is currently drinking around the world in Epcot."
"If we played 10 times, they would win 15"
"We need much more to compete against a true BCS team. We need a couple of CBs, safeties that can tackle, and a pass rush. That's just defense."
"If Cam Newton costs $200,000 for a season, how much is a 2nd half rental?"
"and now cousins is dead"
"If I was our QB i would hire an attorney and sue them for negligence or intentional infliction of physical and emotional distress."
"I'm ready to accept MSU boosters paying for an offensive line. If we get caught I can deal with it."
"This is getting out of hand...an Alabama d-lineman just popped out of my TV and threw me 10 yards behind my couch."
"Can we just roll out a blowup doll for our QB? At least they won't be surprised from behind."
"Do you think this is how Custer felt?"
“We’re going to have a wing named after us at Orlando Regional Medical Center by the time this game finishes.” lol
"well we kept it under 50."
"We brought our band down to Orlando? I had no idea!"
Reporter: Coach Dantonio, what do you think happened here today?
Dantonio: Alabama Kicked our ass.
Reporter: Why do you think the game was so lopsided?
Dantonio: Because we couldn't kick their ass.
Reporter: What adjustments would you make if you had to play them again?
Dantonio: I think I would bring some KY and provide them with condoms
"I want to know how many times in the history of organized football that teams have punted on 4th and goal"
"SO THIS IS WHAT THEY MEAN BY TEAM SPEED"
"You know, I've never been sodomized, but I'd imagine it'd feel somewhat like how I'm feeling right now watching this mess."
"if i'm Maxwell, I fake an injury on the way to the huddle"
I can't believe Saban let the 4th stringers play for a quarter and half and didn't put in the 5th string. POS.