An Open Letter to all my Friends in the Sports Forum

I am not taking age into account, just basketball ability. Kobe in LA is a special situation anyway, because of his 'he loves me...he loves me not' relationship with Phil Jackson.


Sandra
 
@ LeBronsElbow

more elbow talk...

Covered in Bengay. The best doctors in the world and we're using the same stuff Vinny from rec softball uses to treat his pulled groin...

No I'm not friends with Kevin Garnett's Elbow. We hung out once and all he did was make angry faces.

LeBron's secret to greatness? Before each game he uses an inhaler that contains the breath of a unicorn.

Can't sleep...keep thinking about LeBron putting me in that sleeve again. It's starting to smell like taco meat and asparagus pee in there.

In the training room watching Paula Dean make Triple Butter Deep Fried Crisco Balls..

Anderson Varejao smells like pickles today...

LeBron is putting me on display at practice today. I am not a piece of meat. Now I know how Megan Fox's bagina feels.

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