How is the upgrade announcment going to be made to existing customers? Mailing, Emails, something under the offers section of our accounts?
Thank you for calling Dish, your entertainment provider, to continue your call in English, Press 1
I show an account ending in XXXXX, if this is correct, press 1, otherwise press 2
OK, I see you are one of our biggest suckers, please wait while I access your account . . . . .
How can I help you today, you can press or say
1 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
2 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
3 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
4 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
5 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
6 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
7 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
8 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
9 - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
HOPPER - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
JOEY - to upgrade your equipment to our new Hopper Joey selection;
I'm sorry, that is not a valid selection, please try again;
I'm sorry, but we have no operator
I'm sorry, but we have no customer service representatives available at this time
I'm sorry, but we have no tech support available at this time
HEY, IDIOT - DON'T YOU GET IT? IF YOU DON'T WANT TO UPGRADE TO HOPPER, WE DON'T WANT YOUR BUSINESS ANY MORE!
:OK, maybe it's just me and I haven't had my caffeine yet this morning but honestly it is getting very old to come into a thread that is supposed to have answers to legit questions and have to deal with page after page of people trolling trying to derail every thread totally off-topic. Some of the complaints/discussions are legit discussions to be sure. Any point of view should be welcome if it is "ON TOPIC". But it seems there are some who simply are trying to lash out at Dish as a company in their incoherent ramblings. And let's be honest...do you really have to spew the same few objections over and over, page after page all over the forum? Really? We know how you feel on the subject, give it a break! This is a thread where we were supposed to be able to get answers, not listen to a bunch of whiners.