Kijiji, eBay, and Craigslist dishes for you to take a look at

$100 - Aluminum dish - Denver, CO

...8' diameter, 42" focal length, made for microwave telephone transmission reception.

http://denver.craigslist.org/for/4252882575.html

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Call him up and tell him you found an open porn channel. He'll have it up by the end of the weekend. When he calls you back, just tell him they encrypted, and it's his fault for not having the equipment up and ready to be used beforehand. LOL

LOL. Brilliant. I can actually see that working, unless the guy is religious or something. But even then it might work, since I don't recall being religious stopping Jimmy Swaggart from doing what he did with those hookers years ago.