What we really think about a Raccoon

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Bruce

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I read this today by a poster who I will not name.
This raccoon was responding to a post by Sean Mota.

Raccoon said:
Any more mind reading tricks you want to perform? Want to guess what I'm thinking now? I hope not.

Again, this small animal is treating the people who run this site with the utmost of dis -respect, but I will not name this small animal per forum rules, so I will call it "raccoon", so I would like everyones thoughts on this, do not name this small animal, keep your posts to just a raccoon please.

This is what I think about raccoons.

1. Needs attention either positive or negative because it is so lonely in life.
2. Needs a ego boost because it wears Tightie Whities
3. Snarfs down 2-3 boxes of Little Debbie Nutty Bars a day and calls that a light lunch, hungry little critter.

Please give your thoughts on this Ego-driven small animal.
 
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