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does anyboby have any information to what is going on.......?

I love the old days where satllite was free.

Got one what?

What?? Been in sat a long time.

Your should have seen F3 c band in 1779

Would love to have home made Kielbasa. Was one of the first to have Sat. in Blount County TN 1979

Just the Facts Why can't Directv just say when or where it will be why? Been with c band since 1979. directv tv since 1996

Just the Facts Why can't Directv just say when or where it will be why?

uh oh I the new satellite does not launch or fails. what will directv do?????

1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked. 2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass...

A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success. "I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants." "Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied...

Little Johnny went to the nurse to get a vaccination. After the shot, the nurse pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot on his arm, but Johnny asked her to put it on the other arm. "But I put it over where you got the shot to let others know that it's tender and they shouldn't...

A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give...

A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed...