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    What we are hearing...

    does anyboby have any information to what is going on.......?
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    At least we got one new channel

    I love the old days where satllite was free.
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    At least we got one new channel

    Got one what?
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    At least we got one new channel

    What?? Been in sat a long time.
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    Nasa Shuttle Mission Scheduled For D10 Rescue !!!

    Your should have seen F3 c band in 1779
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    At least we got one new channel

    Would love to have home made Kielbasa. Was one of the first to have Sat. in Blount County TN 1979
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    Are you Ready for Directv's new HD Channels in September?

    Just the Facts Why can't Directv just say when or where it will be why? Been with c band since 1979. directv tv since 1996
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    Are you Ready for Directv's new HD Channels in September?

    Just the Facts Why can't Directv just say when or where it will be why?
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    70 New HD Channel CSR Rumor

    uh oh I the new satellite does not launch or fails. what will directv do?????
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    Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin

    1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked. 2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass...
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    Sailor Pants

    A Sailor met a good looking blonde at the bar and was trying to get laid without much success. "I don't date servicemen," she said, "but I am curious as to why you sailors have those two rows of buttons on your pants." "Why, that's because we have two dicks," the sailor replied...
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    Little Johnny Visits the Nurse

    Little Johnny went to the nurse to get a vaccination. After the shot, the nurse pulled out a Band-Aid and started to cover the spot on his arm, but Johnny asked her to put it on the other arm. "But I put it over where you got the shot to let others know that it's tender and they shouldn't...
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    The Dead Donkey

    A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give...
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    Busy Bulls

    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They proceed...
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    The Dead Donkey

    A young Hillbilly called Kenny moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The following day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The donkey died." Kenny replied, "Well then, just give...
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    Feedhorn Cover

    I have a BRAND NEW feedhorn lnb cover (will work on any feedhorn and will cover all lnb's) and 2 NEW actuator motor covers and a New Chaparral servo motor which I will sell. all includeing shipping for 35 us. Can't seem to post a new thread.
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    looking to hel mod a joke site and HDTV

    I am a mod at another site but it seems FTA is there thing. Would like to Mod a joke room and HDTV forum
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    Yes another little Johnny

    Dear Santa... You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a...
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    12 Days

    12 Days -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Twelve Days of Christmas DAY ONE: Dearest Bob, I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly delightful gift. I couldn't have been more...
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    Survival Quiz

    Christmas Survival Quiz In this holiday season, the presents are under the tree, the good feelings are flowing... then the criminals kick into high gear and you have to see your family. Every bit of good is offset with a little bit of bad. Can you thrive and survive this holiday season? Take...
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    Xmas in Bama

    nice click on pic to expand
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    New Rules

    New Rules -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Here are the New Rules...... > > New Rule: Stop giving me that pop-up ad for > Classmates.com! There's a reason you don't talk to > people for 25 years. Because you don't particularly > like...
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    White Trash Xmas

    It was a Parady...
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    Hillbilly Mirror

    Not Reading? then why the post