New Red Couch Girl - Shari Albert

[squicken]

ARGH! Today I saw the Jess bit where she's dressed as an elve. Talking about "bad girls and boys", "jingle bells", and Santa. Too . . . many . . . jokes . . . my brain's gonna explode.

 

[DarrellP]

ARGH! Today I saw the Jess bit where she's dressed as an elve. Talking about "bad girls and boys", "jingle bells", and Santa. Too . . . many . . . jokes . . . my brain's gonna explode.

I've been a baaaaad boy, do you think Jess will jingle my bells?

 

[squicken]

What about "come on over and sit on Santa's lap."

 

[DarrellP]

What about "come on over and sit on Santa's lap."

and talk about the first thing that pops up?

 

[Mr.Poindexter]

For those suggesting Jess needs breast augmentation, why not have it done to yourself first so *you* can experience the pain, scarring, loss of sensitivity, potential of implant rupture (or leakage), possible life threatening bacterial infection and the other assorted goodies that come along with it? I haven't had it done but I've had friends who have (some because of the pressure to make someone else 'happy', some as reconstructive after breast cancer). One of them in the former category who was well endowed to begin with now has permanent back problems and severe scarring (and loss of original breast tissue) after they had to be removed due to complications.

I think Jess's breasts are just fine and all that really matters is that they are (1) healthy and (2) *she* is happy with them.

Deeann, if these guys got the boob job themselves, they would never get any work done. In fact, unless one of them has three hands, they wouldn't be able to pick up the remote since their other hands would be pre-occupied 24/7. They would have to have one of those beer hats so they could drink their beer without setting down their new friends and would probably have to be introduced to how a wax job on the chest feels, since I don't know many guys who would be turned on by hairy breasts.

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.

 

[DarrellP]

Deeann, if these guys got the boob job themselves, they would never get any work done. In fact, unless one of them has three hands, they wouldn't be able to pick up the remote since their other hands would be pre-occupied 24/7. They would have to have one of those beer hats so they could drink their beer without setting down their new friends and would probably have to be introduced to how a wax job on the chest feels, since I don't know many guys who would be turned on by hairy breasts.

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.

Well put Mr. Poindexter. I'll give you 3 thumbs up!

 

[babyj]

this thread is hilarious.

 

[ravensong]

Didn't the Drew Carey show have one of the characters get implants, which was based on a guy who did it for a year to win a bet with his friend.

The guy that did it on a bet still had them in after 3 years, becuase he "liked them"

:shocked

 

[vurbano]

I saw Jess in her elf outfit. Gotta admit she is super cute.

 

[StevenD]

How about some pics of Jess in her elf outfit?

 

[vurbano]

shed look good under the tree at Christmas too.

 

[squicken]

Is this where I make the unwrap package joke?

 

[vurbano]

Is this where I make the unwrap package joke?

Why not. Weve already had the "jingle my bells" joke.

 

[babyj]

well i got a big christmas present for her.


*minimizes windows.* gf is coming.

 

[Sean Mota]

Here are some pics of Jess....

 

[squicken]

She's the one that doesn't look like a man.

 

[Sean Mota]

She's the one that doesn't look like a man.

That's not the DIVA from Divine. She's the host of Ultra Reservation and she's is 100% female!!! without a doubt!!! She looks good too.

 

[squicken]

My mistake. Didn't click on thumbnails, just assumed it was old picture.

 

[Tvlman]

I noticed that since Shari started with Voom Jess has been showing her midriff. A competition?

 

[vurbano]

My mistake. Didn't click on thumbnails, just assumed it was old picture.

Yeah play it off. O that was funny.