I just subscribed to Icewolf's RSS feed and found the latest article quite interesting.
"PS3 Bad" says Mok.
Pangea(AP) - The rock market plummeted today after a gatherer named Mok said that 8,000 years from now the Playstation 3 will not perform up to expectations.
"Mok need fire. Mok pay $400 and PS3 no make fire."
Adding to the chaos were reports that a future competing product Xbox 360 may well produce fire if kept in enclosed cabinets. Xbox spokesman Bill Gates was pleased by the developments.
"Fire good." said Mr. Gates "FIRE GOOD!"
Analysts were impressed by promises of fire which they need to survive. Goor of the suit people predicted whichever console could produce fire would probably win the upcoming console wars.
"Fire is killer app." Goor was quoted as saying to a session of anxious investors and rockholders.
For now the issue remains unresolved but one thing is clear. The product that can make the most fire will certainly have a leg up over the competition come the 21st century.
Who would have thought 8,000 years ago that people wouldn't want fire? I guess that's why it's important to only post recent and relevant articles.
"PS3 Bad" says Mok.
Pangea(AP) - The rock market plummeted today after a gatherer named Mok said that 8,000 years from now the Playstation 3 will not perform up to expectations.
"Mok need fire. Mok pay $400 and PS3 no make fire."
Adding to the chaos were reports that a future competing product Xbox 360 may well produce fire if kept in enclosed cabinets. Xbox spokesman Bill Gates was pleased by the developments.
"Fire good." said Mr. Gates "FIRE GOOD!"
Analysts were impressed by promises of fire which they need to survive. Goor of the suit people predicted whichever console could produce fire would probably win the upcoming console wars.
"Fire is killer app." Goor was quoted as saying to a session of anxious investors and rockholders.
For now the issue remains unresolved but one thing is clear. The product that can make the most fire will certainly have a leg up over the competition come the 21st century.
Who would have thought 8,000 years ago that people wouldn't want fire? I guess that's why it's important to only post recent and relevant articles.
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